Hi
Skippy: Hi
Why do you laugh at me?
Skippy: I am laughing at your stupidity.
Thanks, but why do you say I am stupid? I am NOT! You B|00DY piece of shit!
Skippy: See, only the stupid say senseless, violent things.
That's not stupidity, I was just being irrational. You can call me anything but stupid, you hear that, ASSHOLE?
Skippy: There, you have just proven your stupidity again. Think before you say or act. Why repeat the same mistake when you know that I have labelled your previous action as stupidity?
Well, I was just being a little jumpy, that's all. Check the dictionary before you define stupidity, you ignorant little PIG!
Skippy: Hahaha.
What's so funny?
Skippy: (Mechanical laugh this time)
Shut your freaking mouth up!
Skippy: (Continues to laugh and starts to roll eyes)
I'll let you have your last laugh then. (Bang)
Skippy: (Dead silence and glazed eyes)
Ha! Ha!