a belated description of my hobbies:

If you love watersports, you've got the wrong person. Watersports isn't my forte. Neither is trekking nor bar top dancing. I have such a phobia of heights that when I walk on a bridge that is over a pond, I will gag. This is why I am not into bar top dancing. I do not wish to fall into the hands of sticky and grubby swaying bodies.

I seem to have weird fetishes such as examining my left toe which is blue-black and looks like half-painted nail polish. Another fetish is looking for rashes on my skin because I am paranoid about getting chicken pox. Other than these fetishes, I believe that I am a very normal human with the correct number of eyes, nose and limbs. I am like any Internet junkie, I eat junk food when online. If I am not surfing, I must be sleeping or eating. Other productive hobbies would include trying to empty my bowels (as i suffer from stubborn bowels), reading, playing a musical instrument and doing more work.

I enjoy working only when i have the mood to do so and I hate it when work = catching darts aimed at my back. Don't ever ask me what is my occupation because it is a highly confidential and sensitive job whereby my life is at stake especially when I go to town. I have to duck undercovers when I see a dangerous target approaching me and screamin out my name and running towards me. Trust me, you wouldn't wana be in this line.