I would like to be a hack writer for X files. Everytime the episode talks of some conspiracy thingy, I am tempted to tell the scriptwriter that he/she is overdoing it. If they are gona mention about creating superhumans again or for the search of truth, I am gona scream. Their ideas are not far fetched at all, it is possible that some crazy scientists may be genetically modifying some frankenstein. It is the same old idea that keeps repeating season after season that bugs me. Dana Scully is always searching for answers or rather the truth of what is going on and that pisses me. There is no truth, truth is so subjective and something is true only when u wana perceive it to be true. Truth is also influenced by our beliefs. If I am socialized from young to believe that a person who says xx is speaking the truth, I will most likely believe that whoever says xx is not lying. *shrugs* I dont believe in the existence of absolute truth.

If I am writing for X files, I will write about:
how DNA is secretly extracted from ET and mixed with Scully's DNA to form a living entity, Scuet, who takes the form of human in the day while transforming into an extra terrestrial form at nite. Scuet has satellite - like senses which enable it to receive all kinds of signals and communicate with people via telepathy. Scuet can do extremely complex Scientific and Mathematical calculations which will shame all human scientists and mathematicians. Unfortunately Scuet lacks social etiquette and it needs to learn how to eat without slurping loudly and making deep throated burps. It must also learn how to sit properly without putting one leg up on the seat like rickshaw pullers. Scuet does not have to use its legs to help it walk, it can extend its arms to help it swing from tree to tree (like a monkey). Oh yes, it also has a telescopic eyesight which also has X-ray powers so it can see if you are suffering from constipation or not. When Scuet is attacked, the thousands of scales on its scaley body will sharpen and fly off its body like boomerangs. These scales are so sharp, dangerous and intelligent that they will not stop pursuing the attackers until they slice the attackers into perfect symmetrical halves. Once the scales have done their job, they will die. Fortunately, the scales can be regenerated on Scuet's body and to speed the growth of new scales, Scuet has to increase its daily intake of fresh scaley fish or other scaley reptiles, the more scales the better. Scuet is rather fearless, the only thing it is afraid of is water. Imagine Scuet thrashing about in the baby pool and screaming its lungs out for mama while grabbing tightly on its float. Aww what a poor dear. Since it cannot exercise by swimming, its only other favourite sport is the Great Singapore workout.

I take my break now, laterz...