I dunno why but I keep thinking of the show Joe's room. Keep thinking of the cockroaches doing synchronised swimming and them singing off pitch. yucks! I would love to tear off their wings bit by bit and let them suffer in pain or if not, glue their wings to their body so that they can only crawl. Next, I would peel off one feeler and tie the other into a dead knot. Then I would tie one of its legs to a mini shackle so that it can't crawl properly. I contemplated blinding it but decided not to so that it can see what is its predator (the praying mantis!) before it dies, I guess I am kind enough to let it go in peace knowing who its murderer is ;) I hope that its dying process is mild and "unbloody" enough. Ahh, I do remember how I killed a lizard when I was young but it was kinda messy. The disgusting creature was resting on the wall next to a table and without warning, I slammed the table against the lizard crushing its skull and I could see the brain muck. Well, that was a quick and easy death so I spared the lizard from its miserable, pathetic life :)

Cheers to me! ;)