Hmm, I just came across a website and people were commenting that you can use hypnosis to find out your past life. Cool, I would definitely wana find out mine. I believe that I must have been a really ugly person and had low self esteem about my looks so that's why I am so narcissistic in this life hehe. It would be interesting to have a peek into the different eras and see how I behaved accordingly.

The many IFs:
If I was a general, I probably would have tortured my enemies in a sadistic manner.
If I was a pretty and rich princess, I would have taken in lots of male concubines and reward them with money if they turn out to be my good slaves *grins*
If I was a famous composer in the 16th century like Monteverdi or Carl Orf, I would have composed songs worshipping the human body.
If I was a writer, the title of my first book would have been: How to play mind games with your enemies and drive them to suicide.
If I was a mental patient, I would have killed the wardens and escaped.
If I was a prisoner, I would have released all the rats, cockroaches, lizards etc that I have caught over a period of one year and escape through a tunnel I had been digging so that I can get away from the slimy creatures and let them create a chaos in the prison. I hope everyone including the prisoners and wardens would get "insectophobia" and end up killing themselves because they would have hallucinations of those creepy crawlies crawling all over their body. Reminds me of some X files episode. :)

Enough possibilities of what I could have been. I am contented to be normal in this life. Or at least I believe that I am normal :P